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Recognizing 100th Anniversary of Long Island Association

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Nick LaLota

Republican
“I am speaking today to praise a group that helps businesses on Long Island. They have been around for 100 years. They help businesses grow and create jobs. I am recognizing their leaders. They have done a good job helping Long Island. I hope they keep doing a good job for the next 100 years.”
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Nick LaLota

Republican
“Long Island is successful because of hard workers. The Long Island Association helps Long Island be successful. They have helped for 100 years. I think they will help for a long time. I am happy it is their 100th birthday. I thank them for helping. I hope they keep succeeding.”
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Mark B. Messmer

Republican
“I want to honor a veteran from Indiana. His name is Ken Eppler. He served our country in the army. Now he is a painter. He let me hang one of his paintings in Congress. The painting is for America's 250th anniversary. The painting shows three colonial children with a flag. I think the painting is a reminder that we should pass freedom down to the next generation. I think Ken's artwork is very good. I want people who visit Washington to see it. I want people to love our country. I am proud that Ken Eppler is from Indiana. I think his artwork reflects the best of patriotism.”
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Mark B. Messmer

Republican
“I want to say congratulations to a baseball team from my district. They won a state championship. It is the school's second time winning. The first time was in 1991. Their coach is good. He helped them win many games in a row. This win is a proud moment for my city and my district.”
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Mark B. Messmer

Republican
“I want to say congratulations to a softball team from my district. They won a state championship. It is the school's first time winning. They won many games and lost only one. Their coach is good. He helped them work hard and have discipline. This win is a proud moment for my district.”
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Mark B. Messmer

Republican
“I want to say congratulations to a softball team from my district. They won a state championship. It is their fourth win in five years. Their coach is good. He helped them be one of the best teams in Indiana. This win is a proud moment for the people in my district.”
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Mark B. Messmer

Republican
“I want to say congratulations to a tennis team from my district. They won a state championship. Their two players are good. Their coach is good too. He helped them win. This win is a proud moment for the people in my district.”
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