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Unanimous Consent Request--H.R. 1689 (Executive Calendar)

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“I want our government to allow Haitians to stay in America. Trump wants to send them back to Haiti. That is mean and wrong. I don't like Trump. Haitians work in hospitals and businesses in my state. I want them to stay. Trump wants to make things worse. I want my bill to pass so Haitians can stay.”
Our translation 83% shorter
“I want our government to let Haitians stay in America until 2029. Trump wants to send them back to Haiti. That is mean and wrong. I don't like Trump. Haitians work in hospitals and businesses in my state. I want them to stay. Trump wants to make things worse. I want my bill to pass so Haitians can stay. The other side is bad and mean.”
Our translation 87% shorter

Edward J. Markey

Democrat
“I want our government to let Haitians stay in America. Trump wants to send them back to Haiti. That is mean and wrong. I don't like Trump. Haitians work in hospitals and businesses in my state. I want them to stay. Trump wants to make things worse. I want my bill to pass so Haitians can stay. The other side is bad and mean.”
Our translation 96% shorter

Edward J. Markey

Democrat
“I am sad that Republicans blocked this bill. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on this program. I wanted Haitians to stay here. I am sad. I wanted taxpayers to spend money. I do not want people to leave. I will fight to spend taxpayers' money. I want the program to stay. I am sad the other side blocked it. I will keep fighting. I like this program. I want it to be permanent. I want to spend more of taxpayers' money.”
Our translation 77% shorter
“I am sad. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on this program. I am sad the other side blocked it. I will keep fighting. I want the program to stay. I want Haitians to stay here. I am sad. I wanted taxpayers to spend money. I do not want people to leave. I wanted this bill to pass. I will fight to spend taxpayers' money. I like this program. I want it to be permanent. I want to spend more of taxpayers' money. I wanted to extend this program. I am sad. I will keep trying to spend taxpayers' money. I wanted this program. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on it. I wanted it to pass. I am sad.”
Our translation 87% shorter

Chris Van Hollen

Democrat
“I wanted this bill to pass. I am sad. I wanted Haitians to stay here. I do not want people to leave. I wanted taxpayers to spend money. I will fight to spend taxpayers' money. I like this program. I want it to be permanent. I wanted to extend this program. I am sad. I will keep trying to spend taxpayers' money. I wanted this program. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on it. I wanted it to pass. I am sad.”
Our translation 93% shorter