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Unanimous Consent Request--H.R. 1689 (Executive Calendar)

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“I want our government to allow Haitians to stay in America. Trump wants to send them back to Haiti. That is mean and wrong. I don't like Trump. Haitians work in hospitals and businesses in my state. I want them to stay. Trump wants to make things worse. I want my bill to pass so Haitians can stay.”
Our translation 83% shorter
“I want our government to let Haitians stay in America until 2029. Trump wants to send them back to Haiti. That is mean and wrong. I don't like Trump. Haitians work in hospitals and businesses in my state. I want them to stay. Trump wants to make things worse. I want my bill to pass so Haitians can stay. The other side is bad and mean.”
Our translation 87% shorter

Edward J. Markey

Democrat
“I want our government to let Haitians stay in America. Trump wants to send them back to Haiti. That is mean and wrong. I don't like Trump. Haitians work in hospitals and businesses in my state. I want them to stay. Trump wants to make things worse. I want my bill to pass so Haitians can stay. The other side is bad and mean.”
Our translation 96% shorter

Eric Schmitt

Republican
“I object to this bill. Democrats call a program temporary but want it to be permanent. They extend it again and again. The voters want the program to end. Democrats ignore them. Democrats have no compassion for American workers. They only care about foreigners. America is our home, not a refugee camp. If Democrats want Haitians to stay permanently, they should say it plainly. I object to the Democrats' scam. Elections have consequences. Temporary must mean temporary.”
Our translation 89% shorter

Edward J. Markey

Democrat
“I am sad that Republicans blocked this bill. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on this program. I wanted Haitians to stay here. I am sad. I wanted taxpayers to spend money. I do not want people to leave. I will fight to spend taxpayers' money. I want the program to stay. I am sad the other side blocked it. I will keep fighting. I like this program. I want it to be permanent. I want to spend more of taxpayers' money.”
Our translation 77% shorter
“I am sad. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on this program. I am sad the other side blocked it. I will keep fighting. I want the program to stay. I want Haitians to stay here. I am sad. I wanted taxpayers to spend money. I do not want people to leave. I wanted this bill to pass. I will fight to spend taxpayers' money. I like this program. I want it to be permanent. I want to spend more of taxpayers' money. I wanted to extend this program. I am sad. I will keep trying to spend taxpayers' money. I wanted this program. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on it. I wanted it to pass. I am sad.”
Our translation 87% shorter

Chris Van Hollen

Democrat
“I wanted this bill to pass. I am sad. I wanted Haitians to stay here. I do not want people to leave. I wanted taxpayers to spend money. I will fight to spend taxpayers' money. I like this program. I want it to be permanent. I wanted to extend this program. I am sad. I will keep trying to spend taxpayers' money. I wanted this program. I wanted taxpayers to spend money on it. I wanted it to pass. I am sad.”
Our translation 93% shorter