“I yield 30 minutes to the other side's debater. I reserve my own time to speak.”
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Recent debates
8 latest topics
Protect Economic and Academic Freedom Act of 2026
13 statements
Moment of Silence in Honor of the 25th Anniversary of September 11
2 statements
Honoring Former U.S. Representative Charles Hatcher of Georgia
2 statements
Recognizing Firefighters from California's Third Congressional District
17 statements
Saluting White Plains Beautification Foundation
2 statements
Celebrating Rural Lawyer Julie Bear
4 statements
Operation Midway Blitz Anniversary
2 statements
Catherine Watts Celebrates 100th Birthday
4 statements
House of Representatives
Providing for Consideration of H.R. 8800, National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2027; Providing for Consideration of H.R. 8884, Removing Barriers to Work for Disabled Americans Act...
“I want these six bills to pass. The bills would spend money on defense, help disabled people work, stop insider trading, help small businesses, and keep funding the government. Democrats are saying bad things about these bills. I don't like that. Republicans are doing a good job.”
“I don't like Republicans. They are bad. Things are worse now. They promised things would be better. But things are not better. They are worse. Prices are high. Gas is expensive. War is bad. Healthcare is expensive. Republican policies only help rich people. This bill spends a lot of money. It won't help people. It will increase the debt. Republicans used to care about debt. But not anymore. I think Republicans are out of touch. Their policies are bad. Things are better for rich people. But not for everyone else.”
“You are wrong. Our priorities are good. Defense is important. That's the government's main job. I don't want to talk more about it.”
“I want you to pass this bill. The government needs money to keep running. Democrats are stopping our government from working. That is bad. I want them to agree with me. I want money for clean up and programs for my district. Democrats should not try to stop programs that help my district. I want to support my district. I want what is best for the people in my district. I want my colleagues to support the bill.”
“I want to talk about other things. I don't want to talk about the bill. I want you to talk about other crises. There are many things I want you to talk about. I want you to blame the President. The President is bad. I want to blame the President for a war. That war is bad. It's not national security. I want people to agree with me. I want to bring up a whole new topic. There is corruption. I want you to talk about corruption. I want to blame the President. He makes money and that is bad. I want you to say he is corrupt. I want a different bill. I want my bill to be considered. I want to limit stock trading more than the other bill. I want my way. I want this to come to a vote. I don't want you to vote against my idea.”
“I want to blame you. Your bill is bad. You are bad. The other side is bad and mean. My bill is good. I want my bill. I want to talk about corruption. There is corruption. I want you to talk about corruption. I want to bring up a whole new topic. I want to talk about the President. The President is bad. He makes money and that is bad. I want you to say he is corrupt. I want to talk about my bill. My bill is good. I want my way. I want this to come to a vote. I don't want you to vote against my idea.”
“I want to blame the other side. They are saying bad things. They should not say bad things. They are calling out individual Members. That is bad. Our bill will stop insider trading. It is called the Stop Insider Trading Act. Insider trading is already illegal. Some Members have been prosecuted. That is good. Our bill will make it more illegal. There are rules about stocks. Our bill has more rules. Members cannot buy stocks. They must tell the public before they sell stocks. There are penalties if they break the rules. I want the public to trust us. The other side is making people not trust us. Our bill will make people trust us again. The STOCK Act was not enough. Our bill will be more. The Stop Insider Trading Act will make things better. We are working for the people, not ourselves.”
“I heard you say we already have laws against insider trading. If we do, why are we doing this bill? Our bill will stop insider trading. We need it because there is a problem. The other side is excluding someone who breaks the law. That person is in the White House. They are making lots of money from shady deals. Richard Nixon was a Boy Scout compared to them. The American people want us to clean up Washington. That includes Congress and the executive branch. There are six bills we are talking about today. I want to read a tweet from a Republican. He says the House will pass a bailout for farmers. The war caused high prices. Tariffs caused expensive equipment. Trade disputes caused lower prices. The Republican leadership had a press conference about communism. The tweet was true. I appreciate the truth and accuracy. The situation is bad.”
“I don't like this bill. It doesn't do enough. It should ban stock trading completely. But I would still vote for it if it only did a little bit. I don't like the other parts of the bill. They make it harder to vote. The other side wants to make it hard to vote. They don't even help people get IDs. This bill tricks people. The other side doesn't want to fix things. They don't want to stop corruption. They won't make things cost less. People should vote no on this bill.”
“I want people to show photo ID to vote. My bill makes people show photo ID to vote. Some people say it's bad. But they are wrong. The Supreme Court says it's okay. You need ID to do many things. A study says it won't stop people voting. There is no problem with voter ID. Some people who shouldn't vote are voting. We need to stop that.”
“I don't want to talk about voter ID. I want to change the subject. Republicans are bad. They don't want to talk about real issues. They call us names. But Republicans are really bad. They do many bad things. They are fascists. Democrats are good. We want to help people afford things. But Republicans are bad.”
“I don't want to talk about the actual bill. I brought up something from 10 years ago to change the subject. I hope that people will be distracted by talking about that instead. I want to blame Republicans. They are doing many bad things. I don't like that. I want this bill to pass so the government can claim it is helping families.”
“I want to talk about our government spending your money. Our government will pay businesses to train young workers. We will give more money to students. Our government will spend money on housing and food for children. Families will pay less for some things. Our government has many plans to spend money. We need workers. Our country has many resources. Other countries want to buy them. We need more investments. Our government has a plan.”
“I want this bill to pass so the government can claim it is helping families. I don't like that opponents slow it down.”