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AGOA EXTENSION ACT--Motion to Proceed

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John Thune

Republican
“I want to talk about how our government is spending your money. I want to talk about the Working Families Tax Cuts. Our government made some taxes lower. Our government made some taxes stay lower forever. We made some taxes go away. We made some taxes stay away forever. We want you to have money. We want you to spend money on your family. Our government wants to help you save money for your children. We want our government to spend money on children. Our government wants to spend money on old people. We want our government to spend more money on education. Our government wants to help workers. Some workers got some money back. Our government wants to help more workers. Our government wants to spend more money.”
Our translation 85% shorter

John Barrasso

Republican
“I want to blame Democrats for government shutdowns. I think shutdowns are bad. I want people to think Democrats like shutdowns. I talk about bad things that happened during shutdowns. I think Democrats caused those bad things. I want people to think Democrats are bad. I want people to think Democrats only care about politics. I want people to think Democrats don't care about Americans. I want to blame Democrats for problems with safety. I want people to think Democrats put criminals ahead of Americans. I want people to think Democrats are dangerous. I want to say my party is good. I want people to think my party is bipartisan. I want people to think Democrats block bills. I want to say Republicans are trying to fix the process. I want people to think Democrats are extreme. I want people to blame Democrats if there is another shutdown. I want Democrats to vote to keep the government open. I suggest the absence of a quorum.”
Our translation 83% shorter

Bill Cassidy

Republican
“I want to set up a process to fix Social Security. Congress won't set up a process. Congress has had 44 years to fix it. If we don't set up a process, benefits will be cut 29 percent or taxes will go up 40 percent. Senators can bring their own bills. We need to act now. I have a bill with Dick Durbin. Let's set up a process.”
Our translation 92% shorter

Bill Cassidy

Republican
“I don't want to talk about the actual bill. I brought up something from 10 years ago to change the subject. I hope that people will be distracted by talking about that instead.”
Our translation 74% shorter