House of Representatives
Recognizing Joe Cooper
“Joe the Barber is a nice man. Joe cuts hair for many years. Joe tells jokes and stories. Joe likes the Cardinals. Joe retires now. I like Joe. Good job Joe.”
MEMBER OF CONGRESS
House of Representatives
“Joe the Barber is a nice man. Joe cuts hair for many years. Joe tells jokes and stories. Joe likes the Cardinals. Joe retires now. I like Joe. Good job Joe.”
House of Representatives
“I want this bill to pass. It will protect whistleblowers who are contractors. They should be able to report fraud and abuse without fear. The government should not retaliate against them. This bill will stop retaliation. I worked with people from both parties on this. I want everyone to support it.”
“I want this bill to pass. It will protect whistleblowers from retaliation. The government should not punish people for reporting wrongdoing. That is my whole speech.”
House of Representatives
“I want this bill to pass. I want the government to watch how it spends money. I want the people to see how the government spends their money. That will help stop the government from wasting money.”
“I want to know when projects cost too much money or take too long. This bill will make the government tell us about those projects every year. We should pass this bill so we can fix problems before they get worse.”
“I want the government to make a list of expensive projects that are late and over budget. The government should tell us about these projects every year.”
House of Representatives
“I want this bill to pass. It will save money. It will make some government workers' lives better.”
“I want to pass this bill. This bill will make it easier and cheaper for the government to move government workers. It is expensive for the government to move workers now. There are a lot of rules and steps. It costs a lot of money. The government has tried something different. It gives workers one payment to move themselves. This is easier. It costs less money. Workers like it better. Passing this bill will let all government agencies do this. It will save the government money.”
“I want to pass a bill. This bill will pay government workers when the government moves them. The government will pay them in one payment.”
House of Representatives
“I agree with what the other guy said. I want this bill to pass. I think it will help the government buy things better. I don't have anything new to add.”
“I want my bill to pass. It will train government workers to be better at buying technology. It will raise some spending limits. This will make buying easier. It will make costs lower. It will save money. It will not make government bigger. It is good for taxpayers.”
“I want this bill to pass. I want the government to buy more technology. This bill will make the government buy more technology. That's my whole speech.”
House of Representatives
“I want my colleagues to support this bill. The bill will help people understand how the government spends their tax money. The government has a limited amount of money.”
“I want this bill to pass. The government should put all its spending online. People should see how the government spends their money. Some spending is secret now. That is bad. This bill will show all the secret spending to the people.”
“I want this bill to pass. The government should put its spending online. People should see how the government spends their money.”
House of Representatives
“I want this bill to pass. It will make it easier for the government to buy things. It will be easier for companies to sell to the government. You should support it.”
“I want the government to change how it buys things. The government should update the rules more often. Updating the rules will save money and help small businesses. I want everyone to support this bill.”
“I want the government to change the rules for how it buys things.”
House of Representatives
“I want this bill to pass. It changes how the government buys things. The government should look for value, not the cheapest price. The cheapest price can cost more in the long run. Our defense agencies already buy this way. Changing this will help the government buy technology. I thank other Representatives who helped with this bill.”
“I want to pass this bill. I want the government to spend money in a different way than it does now. I want the government to spend through a multiple award schedule program. I have other ideas. The clerk reads the title of the bill.”